I just bought a new green tie with a new dress shirt a few days ago. I was pretty excited about the whole thing except when I realized I didn't know how to tie a tie (wow, that just sounds cool right there).

So! To solve this problem (I believe I have the solution that will benefit many many human beings in the world), I found a website that will help me learn how to tie a tie! Very exciting, isn't it?!

Now, spread the good news...

http://www.neckties.com/knots.htm#fih

Well, isn't this just wonderful!